I find this funny and good.
1. Dogs can be ready to leave the house in 5 seconds flat.
2. Dogs love nap time
3. Dogs don’t need their own cell phone
4. Dogs don’t care if the peas touched the mashed potatoes.
5. Dogs can be housetrained in 3 months
6. Dogs don’t have to have the latest fashions
7. Dogs never grow out of being kissed in front of their friends
8. Dogs are not embarrassed if you sing in public.
9. Dogs don’t constantly ask you “Why”
10. Dogs don’t ask you for money
Oh and there’s one more bonus reason…….
If your dog get pregnant you can always sell her offspring.
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This is hilarious! As a mom of two young boys who just cam in covered in mud, I’ll add that you can also hose the dog down and leave them outside to dry!
There has been a few times where I HAVE had to hose my son off before he could come inside! I did let him in after though LOL